“Would you consider going into pimping?”
Recently I asked this question on a social networking site I am actively involved in. I was curious to see who would consider going into pimping. Considering this economy….
Out of a small pool size I found that 25% would, 65% would not and 10% were neutral. So with the outstanding win of 65% of the popular vote pimping would not be a way of life for most. My favorite reason was ” Pimpin’ aint easy “. Just tickled me pink.
Pros to Pimpin:
- You are your own BOSS.
- You get a suit ! or dress nice in general
- You do not have to report money earned on your taxes
- You have a plethora or a few down females or males at your beck and call
- You set your work schedule
- You are able to leverage your time
- Others do the hard work for you
Cons to Pimpin:
- If a male or female gets out of line you have to have some sort of disciplinary action on hand
- You create a lot of enemy’s
- The law is always after your operation
- You have deal with the personalities and complaints of your employes
- Make sure they are not minors !
- Pimpin aint easy
SideNote: This is a comedic post. Not to be taken literally.